18 Funny sounds quotes

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I'm not climbing a hill if I'm dying. That sounds terrible. I'll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Every time I talk, it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak.

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can't afford the other 80%

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025