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Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Reported on Slack:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Reported on Reddit:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via Twitch:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Trending via YouTube:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Broadcasted on Slack:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Making waves on TikTok:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Spotted on Discord:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Funny sounds quotes 🎶🤣 are the delightful snippets that tickle your funny bone with every beep, boop, and bang 💥! Imagine capturing the whimsical world of sounds in words, turning life’s everyday noises into a symphony of laughter 😂. Whether it’s the clatter of a keyboard or the quirky tune of a hiccup, these quotes turn the mundane into a playful melody 🎵. Dive in and let your ears giggle along with your imagination! 🌟

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2 days ago
Share →: Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄
7 days ago
Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Commentary:
Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶
1 week ago
Share →: Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Commentary:
Just when I thought flowers couldn't throw shade, you come in with your petal-powered sass! 🌼😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Commentary:
"Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Commentary:
"Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️"
1 month ago
Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Commentary:
"Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"
2 months ago
Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Commentary:
"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Trending via Twitch:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Freshly posted on X:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Spotted on WeChat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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