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I'm not starting a presentation with "ladies and gentlemen", I'm using the gender neutral "to those who heed my warnings".

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I'm fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025