31 Funny speech quotes

• Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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  3 hours ago

  expression, freedom, freedom of speech, humor, idiots, irony, know, society, speech

• Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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  13 hours ago

  attention, childhood, communication, ever, humor, i, little, me, people, speak, speech, wanted, watch

• People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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  1 day ago

  allowed, censorship, decide, decision, freedom, freedom of speech, humor, laugh, laughter, people, sense, sense of humor, should, speech

• Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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  1 day ago

  bedding, casual, casual speech, drunk, evening, going, humor, just, me, morning, pissed, speech, strip

• Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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  1 day ago

  communication, decade, decades, exhaustion, humor, i, run, say, speech, things, time, well

• My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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  2 days ago

  asked, childhood, fan, game, games, humor, i, iPad, joke, kid, kids, me, play, question, robot, sound, speak, speech, technology, told, used

• Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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  1 week ago

  anywhere, aviation, casual, casual phrase, cockpit, head, here, humor, informal, informal speech, phrase, pilot, popping, saying, speech

• Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

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  1 week ago

  bro, casual, casual speech, cat, humorous, me, meow, speech

• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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  1 month ago

  72, American, Americans, bro, casual, casual speech, Fahrenheit, Funny, humor, i, joke, man, outside, oven, speak, speech, temperature, weather

• Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, asked, cafe, humor, i, interaction, leftist, milk, normal, said, social, social interaction, speech, wanted

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