29 Funny speech quotes

• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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  3 weeks ago

  72, American, Americans, bro, casual, casual speech, Fahrenheit, Funny, humor, i, joke, man, outside, oven, speak, speech, temperature, weather

• Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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  4 weeks ago

  accident, accidentally, asked, cafe, humor, i, interaction, leftist, milk, normal, said, social, social interaction, speech, wanted

• You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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  2 months ago

  accent, American, American accent, fake, fake accent, humor, language, literally, pronunciation, slang, speech, want

• I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual speech, coming, crazy, going, humor, invitation, me, speech

• If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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  2 months ago

  communication, due, humor, i, irony, mouth, nothing, phrase, respect, sarcasm, say, speech

• Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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  2 months ago

  challenge, daily, daily challenge, day, difficulty, every, humor, speech, speech difficulty, stutterer

• We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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  2 months ago

  being, censorship, communication, free, free speech, humor, intelligence, intelligent, live, offended, offense, people, society, speech, stupid, stupidity, time, where

• Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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  2 months ago

  brain, communication, hate, honesty, humor, impulsiveness, keep, mouth, quiet, regret, self-control, something, speech, trying

• I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, communication, humor, joke, loud, me, people, senior, slow, speech, talk, where

• I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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  2 months ago

  after, before, comedy, honesty, humor, i, impulsiveness, late, late night, life, night, personality, reflection, regret, rest, said, say, self-awareness, speech, think

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