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6 months ago
Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Commentary:
"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Commentary:
Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic halftime hydration ritual – the moment of glory when the mighty footballers transform into adorable, oversized hamsters 🐹💦. It's like watching a high-stakes sports version of feeding time at the zoo! Who knew that elite athletes could look so endearing when sipping from those oversized bottles? The magic of sports never ceases to amaze! 🏈😄
6 months ago
Share →: I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old weight loss mystery revealed: it's not the exercise, it's the inability to snack that does the trick! 🤔🍔💪 Who knew the real workout was resisting temptation. 😆 #FitnessHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Commentary:
"Imagine the adrenaline rush of a Bull-dle de France! 🐂🚴‍♂️ Just when you thought the Tour de France couldn't get any more exciting! Get ready to pedal for your life and dodge some horns along the way. Who needs traditional cycling challenges when you can have a wild animal chase instead? 🤣 #BullsOnBikes"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Commentary:
"Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"
6 months ago
Share →: Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Commentary:
"Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♂️ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? 😅 #TriathlonTorture"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Commentary:
"Who needs a coach when you have the sofa? Masterfully guiding the athletes to victory, one bag of chips at a time! 🥔🛋️ #SofaSpectatorChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Commentary:
"Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"
6 months ago
Share →: When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Commentary:
🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"