33 Funny sport quotes

• Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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• It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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• People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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• “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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• Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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• Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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• My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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• I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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• They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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• If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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