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4 months ago
Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Commentary:
🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion
5 months ago
Share →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you're living the thrilling life of 'Home Sweet Home' on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Commentary:
🤑💸 When Ludacris drops financial advice, you better listen up! Who knew his words could be so life-changing? 💰💃 Looks like staying home is the new trend now, courtesy of one legendary rap lyric! 🏠😂 #BrokeButContent
5 months ago
Share →: The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a cozy blanket fort and a warm cup of cocoa instead? ☃️❄️ Stay safe and snuggled up this season, folks! 🚗🏠"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember, if you're not bothering anyone, you're probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Commentary:
"Once it's in the pan, it's on a lifelong cooking journey! 🍳👨‍🍳😂 #PanLoyalty"
6 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can debate like a pro? 😂🌙 Keep those argumentative skills sharp and those bags under your eyes even sharper! 💤💥 #SleeplessSass"
6 months ago
Share →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Commentary:
"Staying in an Airbnb is like embarking on a mystery adventure – unlock the hidden treasures behind that mysterious closet door! 🗝️🕵️‍♂️ Who knows, you might find a portal to Narnia or just a dusty old vacuum cleaner! 😂 #AirbnbMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Commentary:
Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals
6 months ago
Share →: My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! 🧘‍♂️💬 Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness."