13 Funny storytelling quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

  Commentary:
  I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

  Commentary:
  “Forget the popcorn 🍿, I’ve got the receipts! 📸😂”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

  Commentary:
  "When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

  Commentary:
  Well, guess now it's a short story about a very long wallet! 😂💸📉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of sharing our embarrassing tales from the pre-social media era! 🚲😅 Who needs instant updates when you have timeless stories of bike crashes and knee injuries to share decades later? 🕰️🤕 #ThrowbackThursday #VintageMishaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

  Commentary:
  "Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

  Commentary:
  "From apple munching to homicide in record time 🍎🔪😅 Clearly, things went from 0 to 100 real quick in the Bible! It's like going from mild snacking to serious crime spree in just a couple of chapters. Talk about a plot twist! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

  Commentary:
  "If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk"

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