18 Funny storytelling quotes — Wordgag ツ

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

2 months ago2 months ago

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

2 months ago2 months ago

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

2 months ago2 months ago

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

3 months ago3 months ago

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

4 months ago4 months ago

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

4 months ago4 months ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Feb 25, 2025

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Jan 25, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Jan 23, 2025

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Jan 22, 2025

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Jan 21, 2025