23 Funny storytelling quotes

• I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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  8 hours ago

  act, conversation, exaggeration, humor, i, intermission, joke, long story, say, short, story, storytelling, theater

• Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, book, bro, humor, irony, last, obsession, read, reading, storytelling, tech, tech bro

• Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, conversation, forget, humor, joke, journey, long story, narrative, saying, short, short story, start, story, storytelling, take, unexpected

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  1 month ago

  another, argument, called, fight, humor, husband, i, limited, limited sery, marriage, relationship, series, sery, storytelling, thing, turn

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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  2 months ago

  advice, airplane, bored, boredom, conversation, flying, funny advice, interaction, life, next, passenger, person, reason, social, social interaction, story, storytelling, tell, time, travel

• To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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  2 months ago

  career, cut, editing, editor, film, film editor, humor, i, pun, short, short story, story, storytelling

• The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, How I Met Your Mother, humor, i, just, met, mother, show, storytelling, talk, ted, TED talk, television, TV, TV Show

• I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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  2 months ago

  communication, even, expert, Funny, funny story, having, humor, joke, language, mistake, story, storytelling, tell, wording

• “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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  2 months ago

  AI, asked, believe, big, ChatGPT, confidence, credibility, deception, grok, humor, i, intelligence, just, language, me, people, read, shit, storytelling, well, wit, words

• I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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  2 months ago

  5, entertainment, feel, happen, humor, i, interesting, irony, just, keep, life, making, ridiculous, season, shit, storytelling, writers

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