44 Funny telling quotes

• I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, communication, handle, humor, mature, mature adult, mom, reaction, responsibility, telling

• If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, best, billionaire, election, humor, interest, person, politician, sarcasm, someone, telling, vote

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, conversation, humor, language, me, nonsense, people, sarcasm, say, sense, shit, start, telling

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, compliment, encouragement, ever, humor, interaction, irony, know, met, people, person, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

• Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cry, crying, front, humor, i, insecurity, least, myself, new, self-talk, sexy, stranger, strangers, telling

• My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, breakup, ex, girlfriend, humor, i, idiot, idiots, jealousy, life, love, love life, new, new relationship, relationship, sarcasm, smiling, somewhere, telling, thinking

• The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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  3 weeks ago

  avoidant, behavior, boy, communication, humor, irony, know, lover, lover boy, man, most, personality, social, social behavior, someone, somewhere, telling

• Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  family, humor, me, parent, parents, relationship, sarcasm, telling

• I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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  3 weeks ago

  ask, conversation, excuse, got, honesty, humor, i, interaction, lying, media, outside, people, social, social interaction, social media, telling

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