37 Funny therapist quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  2 weeks ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

• Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, knows, met, never, psychology, secret, somewhere, therapist, unknown

• My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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  1 month ago

  care, humor, multitasking, nail, nail care, nails, self-care, session, should, talking, therapist, therapy, therapy session, while

• Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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  2 months ago

  humor, intelligence, IQ, only, psychology, therapist, therapy, works

• Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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  2 months ago

  advice, comments, humor, i, just, media, post, social, social media, therapist

• My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, back, face, fear, fears, humor, i, phone, procrastination, said, should, therapist, therapy, turned

• Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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  2 months ago

  bread, comfort, comfort food, food, garlic, garlic bread, humor, therapist

• Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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  2 months ago

  encouragement, good, health, humor, i, job, me, mental, mental health, praise, saying, self-esteem, self-improvement, self-talk, therapist, therapy, thing, yay

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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  2 months ago

  cutting, cutting off, health, healthy, humor, next, people, revenge, said, therapist, therapy

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