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Funny therapist quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the world of mental health 🧠😂 Whether you’re a couch sitter or just love witty insights, these gems add humor to healing 🌈💬 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even see therapy in a whole new way! 😄✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day! 🎉📚

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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