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"Me, as a therapist: 'OMG, me too!' 🤦♂️ Well, at least we're all in this together! 😂 #therapistproblems"
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"Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"
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When your therapist knows the cost of their advice is just as eye-watering as the epiphanies themselves 💸💡 #TherapyIsExpensiveButSoIsYourSanity
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"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
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🎉👏 Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health – complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! 🛋️💭
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Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they're more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉
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🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"
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"Hey, did you hear? You're making waves in someone else's therapy session! 🌊💬 Just remember, you're truly unforgettable… for better or for therapy! 😂 #TherapistsSecrets"
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"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"
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Sounds like someone already has a head start on their partner's issues! 🙈 Why not kill two birds with one stone, right? 🤣 But hey, at least they're trying to work things out! 💑 #TherapyGoals