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32 Funny therapist quotes

Funny therapist quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the world of mental health 🧠😂 Whether you’re a couch sitter or just love witty insights, these gems add humor to healing 🌈💬 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even see therapy in a whole new way! 😄✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day! 🎉📚

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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