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I suffer from awesomnia.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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