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Funny tomato quotes

Funny tomato quotes πŸ… are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! Whether you’re a kitchen pro or just love a good pun, these juicy one-liners will make you smile πŸ˜„ and maybe even ketchup on some laughs! Get ready for a vine-ripe dose of tomato-inspired fun that’s fresh, flavorful, and totally un-beet-able! πŸŒΏπŸ…πŸ˜‚

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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