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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

2 months ago

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

3 months ago

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

3 months ago

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

3 months ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3 months ago