11 Funny tomato quotes

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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  2 months ago

  air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why

• Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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  2 months ago

  3, best, gardening, growing, homegrown, humor, investment, life, money, months, own, saving, saving money, time, time investment, tomato

• Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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  2 months ago

  activity, band, concert, creativity, fun, fun activity, going, hand, humor, just, nervous, quirky, tomato

• I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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  2 months ago

  food, food humor, head, humor, i, ketchup, love, pun, t, tomato, wordplay

• I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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  2 months ago

  comment, comments, expression, frustration, humor, i, reaction, throw, tomato, wish

• There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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  2 months ago

  celery, celery stalk, cold, cold soup, comfort, comfort food, drink, even, food, humor, ice, little, nothing, over, quirky, quirky drink, soothe, soul, soup, stalk, tomato, tomato soup, vodka

• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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  2 months ago

  cleverness, common, common sense, fruit, fruit salad, humor, knowledge, salad, sense, tomato, wisdom

• I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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  3 months ago

  adult, comparison, fruit, humor, identity, metaphor, same, tomato

• A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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  4 months ago

  fabric, filled, much, needle, nostalgia, sewing, tomato

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