Funny tomato quotes

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025