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- Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.
- Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.
- The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
- The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.
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Top Funny Train Quotes 🔥
- Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.
- Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.
- The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
- The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.
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