Funny trauma quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"

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