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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Making waves on Twitch:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Going viral on TikTok:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Just landed via Telegram:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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19 Funny unfortunately quotes

Funny unfortunately quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when things just don’t go your way 🤦‍♂️😂 From epic fails to awkward blunders, these witty lines turn misfortune into pure comedy gold 💥🎉 Ready to laugh at life’s little oopsies? Dive in and embrace the humor behind the “unfortunately” moments that make every day a bit more entertaining 😜👉

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7 days ago
Share →: Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to hire a GPS just for life's detours! 🚦😂🚗
1 week ago
Share →: Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Commentary:
"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
1 month ago
Share →: Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️‍♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"
1 month ago
Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"
1 month ago
Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Commentary:
"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
2 months ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"
2 months ago
Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
3 months ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Commentary:
"I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Commentary:
"Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Just landed via X:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Just shared via Discord:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Trending via Threads:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Breaking via YouTube:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Live now on Twitch:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Breaking via Messenger:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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