40 Funny unfortunately quotes

• Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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  5 hours ago

  chance, dating, fairness, give, humor, i, irony, man, me, men, ugly, ugly man, ugly woman, unfortunately, woman

• Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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  12 hours ago

  alike, great, great mind, humor, irony, mind, minds, ones, stupid, stupid mind, think, think alike, unfortunately, wit

• They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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  15 hours ago

  always, dating, everyone, health, humor, loneliness, me, mental, mental health, person, relationship, sarcasm, say, self-help, someone, therapist, unfortunately

• Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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  15 hours ago

  anxiety, awkward, comfortable, introvert, just, mysterious, naturally, nonchalant, once, person, personality, social, social anxiety, talkative, unfortunately

• Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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  17 hours ago

  change, humor, irony, mourning, only, people, season, seasonal, seasonal change, spirit, summer, terrible, unfortunately, weather

• Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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  1 day ago

  attitude, determination, doing, everyone, freedom, humor, i, independence, keep, stubbornness, unfortunately, want, whatever

• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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  1 day ago

  craving, crisp, crisps, diet, exercise, fitness, fitness goal, food, food craving, goal, goals, humor, motivation, reach, snack, temptation, unfortunately

• “Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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  1 day ago

  attitude, bit, everything, humor, joke, little, me, sarcasm, unfortunately, wit

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  6 days ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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  6 days ago

  boyfriend, communication, cool, days, enjoy, humor, i, introvert, relationship, silence, sound, talking, time, unfortunately

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