17 Funny unfortunately quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️‍♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

  Commentary:
  "When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"

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