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11 Funny unfortunately quotes

Unfortunately, I don't think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Funny Quotes Apr 8, 2025
Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025
Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A vibrator is amazing but it doesn't call me “good girl” unfortunately.

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Unfortunately, I wasn't built for casual dating, I'm only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that's not for me.

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025