Funny unnecessary quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

  Commentary:
  "At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

  Commentary:
  📰🛍️ "Breaking News: Local woman baffles wallets and dazzles delivery men with yet another mind-boggling unnecessary online purchase! 💁‍♀️💸 Who needs a practical reason to shop when you can just stun everyone with your fabulousness instead? Stay tuned for more updates on this fashionable and financially fearless phenomenon!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

  Commentary:
  🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

  Commentary:
  "Someone tell that umbrella it's raining on the wrong parade! 🍹☔️😂 #DrinkProblems"

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