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"Women are the ultimate multitaskers – thriving in the art of watching Netflix with subtitles while secretly running the world behind the scenes 📺💁♀️ Who says we can't do both? 😉"
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- I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.
- The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
- When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
- Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?
- I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.
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"Ah, the classic tale of gravity and friendship – it's like being unfollowed by the laws of physics! Maybe next time gravity wants to break up, it should consider sending a tweet instead." -
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"Ah, the infamous 'Hey everyone watch this!' clause – the universal signal for impending chaos and potential disaster at the pool. It's like a siren call for lifeguards to brace themselves and for spectators to prepare for some quality entertainment. Remember, folks, the only thing you should be showing off at the pool is your impeccable cannonball form!" -
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Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals
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- I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.
- A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.
- Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.
- Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.
- Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’
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