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107 Funny weekend quotes

Funny weekend quotes capture the joy and humor of our favorite two days of the week! 🗓️😂 From playful takes on relaxation and adventures to witty observations about the weekend’s quirks, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our time off. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your weekend! 😄🎉

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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