71 Funny weekend quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

  Commentary:
  "When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

  Commentary:
  "💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like weekends are on a strict diet these days, huh? 📆🤣 Maybe they need a cheat day or two! #WeekendWarrior"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

  Commentary:
  🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday on a Friday really puts the 'fry' in 'Friday' 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts"

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