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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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"Who says waking up has to be all serious and existential? 🌞 Embrace your 40s with open arms and a sense of humor – it's just a midlife disco nap!" 💃✨ #MidlifeAwakening #40sandFabulous
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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🍏👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ Embracing your 40s is like embarking on a healthcare treasure hunt – collect all the specialists to unlock the next level of adulthood! Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away… but in your case, you might need a whole orchard! 😉 #40sFun #DoctorDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Ah, the age-old cleaning strategy of selective visibility! 🧹🕶️ When you hit your 40s, suddenly dust bunnies become invisible until your guests arrive. It's like magic, but without the sparkling clean finish! ✨ Dust or dazzle, the choice is yours! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Ah, the age when hearing someone in their 20s complain about getting old feels like a distant memory 🙄😂 Embrace the wisdom that comes with age, and remember: 40 is just a number, not a reason to make us feel ancient! 🎉 #AgeIsJustANumber #FeelingYoungAtHeart
5 months ago
Share →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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"Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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"Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️‍🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Ah, welcome to the mysterious realm of your parents' house, where the ancient secret code to the magical realm of internet connectivity is guarded by the almighty wifi password: fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh! 🏰💻🔐 Let the quest for signal strength and Netflix streaming prowess begin! 🚀📺 #ParentalGatekeeper #CrypticConnection
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Ah, the delightful mystery of middle age – where even the act of simply existing can provoke a hangover! 🎉🥂 Who needs a cocktail when you have the magical power of aging to do the job for you? Cheers to waking up feeling 'experienced' every day! 🍹🤪 #MiddleAgeMagic
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"