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6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Commentary:
"Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills 💤💸 Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! 🤪✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Commentary:
"Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you've got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s 🎉 – where "losing your phone while scrolling on your phone" becomes a daily sport! 📱🔄 Just another case of the classic #AgeVsTech battle that never fails to amuse. Can't wait for the next level where we try to call our phone to find it! 🤣 #TechStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from stealthy moves to crackling grooves! 🕺💀 Just remember, each creak and pop is a reminder of your well-earned wisdom… or maybe it's just your body reminding you to stretch more! 🧘‍♂️😂 Embrace the symphony of sounds that come with entering the fabulous 40s club! 🎶🔊 #CreakyButCheeky"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic catch-22 of reaching your 50s: you finally have the confidence and maturity to know your worth, but now nobody seems to be interested in matching your fabulous vibe! 🙈 Looks like it's time to embrace the solo adventure of self-love and Netflix binges – who needs a partner when you've got your own perfect company, right? 💁‍♂️ #FabulousAt50s 🎉
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"