43 Funny whenever quotes

• My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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  4 weeks ago

  boyfriend, breakup, crop, dad, end, family, humor, joke, new, photo, picture, sister, stand, told, whenever

• Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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  4 weeks ago

  apart, argument, conflict, drama, exaggeration, family, humor, me, saying, someone, tearing, whenever

• You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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  4 weeks ago

  AI, creativity, even, generate, generation, humor, image, image generation, images, imagination, mind, need, want, whenever

• The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, 50 plus, age, aging, available, bathroom, being, humor, opportunity, pee, plus, take, thing, whenever, wisdom, wise

• Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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  4 weeks ago

  born, chance, forced, humor, i, irony, mysterious, personality, quiet, self-deprecating, talkative, whenever

• At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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  4 weeks ago

  booing, comedy, commentary, humor, literary, movie, prejudice, pride, Pride and Prejudice, satire, screen, social, social commentary, whenever

• Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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  1 month ago

  breakfast, craving, eating, food, humor, i, sandwich, whenever, wish

• Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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  1 month ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, door, expectation, gas, gas station, humor, i, man, open, prayer, restroom, risk, say, short, station, whenever

• Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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  1 month ago

  actually, communication, conversation, humor, i, listener, real, realization, realize, self-reflection, whenever, yapper

• I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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  1 month ago

  character, empathy, Futurama, humor, i, mean, sad, show, TV, TV Show, whenever, Zoidberg

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