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38 Funny whenever quotes

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, β€œThis can’t be right.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, β€œno, she’s biologically mine.”

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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