32 Funny wild quotes — Wordgag ツ

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

1 week ago1 week ago

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

1 month ago1 month ago

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

1 month ago1 month ago

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

2 months ago2 months ago

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

2 months ago2 months ago

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

2 months ago2 months ago

Even wild things have slow mornings.

3 months ago3 months ago

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

3 months ago3 months ago

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

3 months ago3 months ago

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

4 months ago4 months ago

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

4 months ago4 months ago

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

4 months ago4 months ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

5 months ago5 months ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

6 months ago

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Feb 25, 2025

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Jan 28, 2025

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Jan 27, 2025