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  • Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣”

  • It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

    Commentary:
    “Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes”

  • The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone is going full ‘pope-less’ mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems”

  • Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, why do we have to pretend we’re all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded”

  • I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday

  • If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a jungle safari when you’ve got a wild woman on a vitamin high! 🦁💊 Hold on tight, this ride is gonna be a wild one! 🎢😂”

  • Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

    Commentary:
    Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking “peanut gallery” to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

  • Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

    Commentary:
    “Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸”

  • I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

    Commentary:
    “Thank goodness for light’s selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares”

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