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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Coffee is just goth water.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Funny wild quotes bring a burst of laughter and a sprinkle of untamed spirit to your day 🐾😂 Whether you’re feeling adventurous or just need a hilarious pick-me-up, these witty words capture the wild side of life with a smile 🌟🔥 Get ready to roar with laughter and unleash your inner wild child! 🌈🦁

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5 days ago
Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Commentary:
Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️
5 days ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Commentary:
I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures
1 week ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
4 weeks ago
Share →: Even wild things have slow mornings.

Commentary:
"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! ☕️🦁😴"
1 month ago
Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"
1 month ago
Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Commentary:
"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Live now on Twitch:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Trending via Facebook:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Just landed via Discord:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Making waves on TikTok:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Reported on YouTube:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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