39 Funny wild quotes

• Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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  6 days ago

  behavior, gone, humor, introvert, media, online, online behavior, social, social media, Twitter, wild

• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  6 days ago

  aging, amount, discovery, family, humor, older, secret, secrets, wild

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  6 days ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  6 days ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  6 days ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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  7 days ago

  account, adulthood, adulting, budgeting, day, days, finance, financial, financial struggle, humor, later, money, money transfer, myself, personal, personal finance, relatable, save, savings, savings account, struggle, three, transfer, wild

• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  1 week ago

  adventure, anything, career, choices, choose, date, dirt, eating, even, freedom, humor, irony, just, life, nonchalance, outside, person, quirk, recklessness, start, sure, universe, want, wild, wrong

• One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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  1 week ago

  age, aging, air, air fryer, cooking, fryer, humor, kitchen, life, life stages, minute, next, stages, wild, young, youth

• The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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  1 week ago

  80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild

• Even wild things have slow mornings.

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  1 week ago

  even, humor, morning, mornings, relatable, slow, slow morning, thing, things, wild, wild thing

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