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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.
Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

New funny wild quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Even wild things have slow mornings.

Commentary:
"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! ☕️🦁😴"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"
3 weeks ago
Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"
1 month ago
Share →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Commentary:
"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"
2 months ago
Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"
3 months ago
Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday
4 months ago
Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Commentary:
"Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Commentary:
"Who needs a jungle safari when you've got a wild woman on a vitamin high! 🦁💊 Hold on tight, this ride is gonna be a wild one! 🎢😂"