39 Funny wild quotes

• Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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  38 minutes ago

  3, adult, catch, drops, friend, friends, friendship, humor, i, life, lore, making, making friend, marriage, married, much, oh, random, social, social life, still, surprise, used, wild

• Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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  2 hours ago

  awkward, awkward moment, beauty, beauty treatment, conversation, getting, humor, just, lady, moment, nothing, open, talking, treatment, wax, waxing, wild

• Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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  10 hours ago

  bath, being, care, clean, cleaned, cry, fine, house, humor, i, just, mood, mood swing, self, self-care, snack, swing, wild, woman

• Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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  14 hours ago

  addiction, around, day, glass, humor, just, life, modern, modern life, phone, phones, screen, sit, smartphone, tapping, technology, wild

• Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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  15 hours ago

  age, berry, choice, dying, foraging, humor, irony, life, life choice, nonsense, survival, wild

• Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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  18 hours ago

  always, August, beginning, Halloween, holiday, peak, season, spooky, summer, summertime, thin, veil, wild

• Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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  22 hours ago

  chaos, fit, hell, humor, i, right, shopping, today, Walmart, wild

• Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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  3 weeks ago

  behavior, gone, humor, introvert, media, online, online behavior, social, social media, Twitter, wild

• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, amount, discovery, family, humor, older, secret, secrets, wild

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  1 month ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

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