44 Funny working quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

  Commentary:
  "Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone had a truly "electrifying" weekend! Who needs parties when you've got a life-or-death situation with a TV remote, right? 🔋📺 May your remote control skills always be as strong as your improvisation game! 💪😄 #RemoteRescueMission

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

  Commentary:
  🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Working with children is truly a rewarding experience. Who wouldn't want the gift of lice in exchange? 🦗💆‍♂️ It's the ultimate job perk, right? Just a little something extra to keep you on your toes! 😂 #LifeOfAChildcareProvider"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

  Commentary:
  "Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself 😂💔 #SoloDateNight

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… Apparently, the ancient art of withholding sex as a form of punishment is losing its charm! 🔥💔 Looks like it's time to come up with a plan B, folks! 😂💡 #NewTacticsNeeded

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"

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