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6 months ago
Share →: Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Commentary:
"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨‍🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"
6 months ago
Share →: “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic engine light – the ultimate paradox! 🚗💡 Must be working overtime to keep us guessing! 😆 #CarTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Commentary:
Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – 'You should be working.' 🧙‍♂️ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It's like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. 💼 #WorkModeActivated"
6 months ago
Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
6 months ago
Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Commentary:
"Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Commentary:
"Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Commentary:
Looks like someone had a truly "electrifying" weekend! Who needs parties when you've got a life-or-death situation with a TV remote, right? 🔋📺 May your remote control skills always be as strong as your improvisation game! 💪😄 #RemoteRescueMission
6 months ago
Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo
6 months ago
Share →: Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Commentary:
"Working with children is truly a rewarding experience. Who wouldn't want the gift of lice in exchange? 🦗💆‍♂️ It's the ultimate job perk, right? Just a little something extra to keep you on your toes! 😂 #LifeOfAChildcareProvider"