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82 Funny writing quotes

Funny writing quotes are the perfect β˜•οΈ for any writer’s soul, adding a dash of humor to the sometimes daunting blank page πŸ“. They remind us that even the greatest authors had their mishaps and laughable moments πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re battling writer’s block or just need a giggle, these quips turn frowns into creative sparks 🌟. Dive into the witty world where every typo has a punchline and every draft is a delightful comedy in disguise! πŸŽ‰

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Ending my thesis paper with β€œbut who cares what I think?”

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing β€˜k’ instead of β€˜ok’?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Posted on6 months ago

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Posted on6 months ago

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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