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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”
Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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3 months ago
Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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"Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"
3 months ago
Share →: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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"Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"
3 months ago
Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"
3 months ago
Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!
4 months ago
Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Commentary:
"Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Well, well, well, looks like you've been poetry-fied for personal reasons! 📜✨ Watch out, Shakespeare, here comes a new poet in town. Time to rhyme and shine! 🖋️💫 #PoetryEmbargo
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Sure thing! 🎬💕

"Dear Rom-Com writer, we all love a slow burn, but seriously… are you ghosting your own script? 📝✨ Time to hit that play button and get this love story rolling! 🎥💑 #RomComDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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"Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"
5 months ago
Share →: Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"
5 months ago
Share →: I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉