I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.