Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.
Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?
Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate…
We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we c…
Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how an…
“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hel…
When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house…
I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
