Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down. Commentary:๐ด๐ Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. I need a weighted blanket that wonโt let me get out of bed in the morning. I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead. Sorry, I canโt come. Iโm still recovering from the last time I went out.
