Funny 90s quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won't hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' 90s rap battles: where survival was the ultimate flex! 💥💀 Let's just say, winning those battles was a real 'life or death' situation back then! 😂🎤 #RapBattleRoyale"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nineties – where car stereo theft was a competitive sport! 🚗💿 Well, that's one way to outsmart those sticky-fingered thieves! Because why break into your car when there's nothing worth stealing but the glove box itself? 🤣🔊 #NinetiesHacks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

  Commentary:
  "Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

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