15 Funny access quotes

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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  2 weeks ago

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• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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  2 months ago

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• “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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  2 months ago

  access, God, humor, i, information, investigation, irony, know, media, privacy, public, public information, resources, social, social media, stalking

• Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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  2 months ago

  access, giving, humor, internet, irony, mistake, people, technology

• We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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  2 months ago

  access, beliefs, communication, humor, internet, media, much, never, opinions, social, social media, stupid, thoughts

• On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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  2 months ago

  access, balance, conflict, hand, humor, internet, irony, technology, terrible

• The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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  2 months ago

  access, easy, equipment, humor, media, people, podcast, problem, technology, too

• It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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  2 months ago

  access, always, conspiracy, crash, government, humor, military, places, UFO, weird, weirdness

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  3 months ago

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