Funny access quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like there's a podcast microphone in one hand and a questionable opinion in the other 🎙️🙈 Who knew that an abundance of podcast gear would lead to a surplus of hot takes? 🔥 Maybe it's time for a mandatory filter for those recording booths! 🤔🎧 #PodcastPandemonium

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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