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  • People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic confusion between age and maturity – it’s like mixing up broccoli with chocolate cake! 🧓🏼🤔 Don’t worry, being mistaken for an adult is just a sign that you’ve already mastered the fine art of adulting… or at least looking the part! 😄👔 #ForeverYoung”

  • Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

    Commentary:
    “Being an adult is basically just asking the babysitter for the curfew instead of the other way around. 🙈⏰ #GrowingUpButNotReally”

  • A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

    Commentary:
    “Being a babysitter is like playing reverse roles – while the kids are asleep, the teenager steps up to adulting duty, ensuring the real adults have a chance to relive their youth! 🧒👩‍🦰🕺👯‍♂️ #AgeSwap #TeenagerAtHeart”

  • An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the unmistakable sound of adulthood – a symphony of creaks and cracks! 🎶💥 Standing up is no longer a silent action, but a declaration of our presence in the world. Here’s to all the noisy ninjas out there mastering the art of making a grand entrance with every rise! 🕺🔊 #NoisyAdulting”

  • I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the timeless struggle of looking adult-like but feeling the urge to buy candy like a kid 🍭😂 Who knew age could be such a sneaky little trickster! Stay young at heart, my friend! 💫”

  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs bills and junk mail when you can blissfully avoid responsibilities? 📬😄 Welcome to the advanced level of adulthood – where an empty mailbox is the ultimate victory dance! 💃 #AdultingLikeAPro”

  • Signatures are so unserious, just โ€œpinky promiseโ€ for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It’s like a sophisticated “pinky promise” for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can’t save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

  • The adult version of โ€œhead, shoulders, knees and toesโ€ is โ€œwallet, glasses, keys and phone.โ€

    Commentary:
    Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – “wallet, glasses, keys and phone” – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It’s the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we’re always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle

  • 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back โ€œthanks so muchโ€.

    Commentary:
    🎉 Ah, the thrilling excitement of adulting! When your birthday turns from wild parties to polite text exchanges, you know you’ve officially leveled up in maturity. It’s like a sophisticated dance of balance between genuine gratitude and minimal effort – the ultimate art of adulthood! Happy “thanks so much”ing! 😉🎈

  • I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs commas when you’ve got attitude and sass like that? 💁‍♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem”

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