12 Funny along quotes

• When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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  2 months ago

  along, before, close, door, doors, humor, inspirational, irony, lock, prevention, security, window, Windows

• I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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  2 months ago

  along, encounter, hope, hoping, humor, i, isolation, journey, know, less, road, run, social, travel

• Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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  2 months ago

  activity, along, brisk, fog, humor, mind, nature, shoreline, walk

• I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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  2 months ago

  along, am, day, easy, exactly, expectations, fun, fun person, humor, i, imagination, interruption, layout, person, planned, planning, variation

• NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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  along, art, digital, digital art, friends, humor, investment, irony, less, money, NFT, relationships, scam

• When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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  2 months ago

  album, along, care, childhood, fashion, humor, i, just, little, memory, nostalgia, old, parents, photo, photo album, realize, self-expression

• You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, along, annoyance, distraction, else, humor, know, over, phone, playing, repetition, someone, tune, whistling, worse

• Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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  2 months ago

  along, best, best minute, day, family, getting, happiness, joy, kids, laughing, minute, peaceful, playing, seeing, together, togetherness

• If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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  2 months ago

  along, backwards, getting, getting along, happiness, happy, humor, men, nagging, perspective, sad, sadness, soccer, watch

• Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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  5 months ago

  along, complain, complaint, humor, judgment, judgmental, media, random, social, social media, stranger, tweet, Tweets, Twitter, welcome

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