22 Funny American quotes

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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• You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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• At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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• God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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• Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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• American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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• Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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• In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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• “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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