12 Funny anywhere quotes

• Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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  2 days ago

  always, anywhere, bin, chores, confusion, even, everyday, everyday life, full, going, hell, humor, irony, laundry, life, why

• I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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  2 days ago

  adulthood, after, age, anywhere, going, going out, humor, i, never, parents, understand, understanding, wanted, where, why, work

• My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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  2 days ago

  across, annoyance, anywhere, built, car, driving, funny situation, humor, i, obstacle, situation, spider, steering, steering wheel, travel, web, wheel

• Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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  1 week ago

  anywhere, everywhere, frustration, going, humor, i, irony, observation, people, whenever

• I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, anywhere, humor, i, jet, jet lag, lag, lifestyle, still, tiredness, travel, where

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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  2 weeks ago

  anywhere, financial, financial struggle, finished, greeting, hello, hi, holiday, holiday planning, humor, invitation, invite, me, money, next, planning, procrastination, struggle, year

• “I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, anywhere, avoiding, avoiding people, distancing, eyes, great, home, humor, i, introvert, money, open, people, saving, saving money, social, social distancing, staying, staying home

• Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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  3 weeks ago

  anywhere, aviation, casual, casual phrase, cockpit, head, here, humor, informal, informal speech, phrase, pilot, popping, saying, speech

• Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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  2 months ago

  always, anywhere, around, driving, guys, humor, joke, mad, Mad Max, max, post-apocalyptic, travel, why

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

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