21 Funny apocalypse quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

  Commentary:
  Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

  Commentary:
  Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

  Commentary:
  Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅

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  7 days ago

  Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

  Commentary:
  So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  Looking for love in apocalyptic places! 😂🐎💘

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

  Commentary:
  "Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as "doomsday preppers" and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"

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