33 Funny apocalypse quotes

Funny apocalypse quotes offer a humorous take on the end of the world as we know it! 🌍😂 From survival jokes to light-hearted takes on doomsday scenarios, these quotes show that even in the face of chaos, there’s always room for a laugh. 😅🔥

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Trying to impress the undead with my killer conversation skills! 🧟‍♂️🗣️🔊

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, o…

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Guess we better start praying to the climate gods for a cool down! ⛅️🙏🌍

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hel…

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2020 called; it wants its portal key back, and no thanks, I’m good without the brimstone decor! 🔥😅👹

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we&#…

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When you're more concerned about dragons than your savings account 🐉🏦😂

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Face…

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Here we go: galloping towards doomsday one selfie at a time! 🐎📱😆

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the bigg…

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Well, let's hope AI takes its time debugging us before hitting the delete key! 🤖✨🙃

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone…

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Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟‍♂️🥴🚶‍♂️

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker o…

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When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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If I suddenly declare my undying love, don't worry, it's just the end of the world as we know it! 💘🌍😂