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13 Funny apocalypse quotes

Funny apocalypse quotes offer a humorous take on the end of the world as we know it! 🌍😂 From survival jokes to light-hearted takes on doomsday scenarios, these quotes show that even in the face of chaos, there’s always room for a laugh. 😅🔥

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

3 weeks ago

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

3 weeks ago

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

2 months ago

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

2 months ago

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

3 months ago

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

3 months ago

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

3 months ago

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

3 months ago

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

3 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

3 months ago

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

3 months ago