16 Funny apocalypse quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

  Commentary:
  "Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as "doomsday preppers" and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

  Commentary:
  🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? 😅🌍❤️ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! 😜🔥 #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

  Commentary:
  Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

  Commentary:
  Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!

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