Funny quotes apology

37 Funny apology quotes

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I only accept apologies in cash.

I only accept apologies in cash.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025