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- Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
- Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.
- Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?
- Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
- My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.
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- I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
- Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.
- I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
- I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
- Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
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