31 Funny blame quotes

• Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, blame, cat, cat behavior, fault, humor, i, me, morning, morning routine, pet, pet humor, routine, together, too, wake, wake up, whenever

• I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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  2 months ago

  again, astrology, bad, bad things, blame, fact, grown, grown up, humor, i, just, me, Mercury, parents, problems, retrograde, self-awareness, terms, things, used

• Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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  2 months ago

  being, blame, day, festive, ghost, Halloween, humor, relationships, social, someone

• I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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  2 months ago

  blame, having, humor, i, imagine, kids, late, nobody, parenting, people, understand, understanding

• My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  blame, favorite, hand, humor, husband, i, losing, relationship, something, thing

• I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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  2 months ago

  always, blame, humor, i, just, kids, learn, learning, mistakes, okay, parenting, people, responsibility, tell

• We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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  4 months ago

  blame, i, nickname, rule, Teletubby, work

• The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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  4 months ago

  admission, blame, communication, humor, person, problem, relationship, step

• If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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  4 months ago

  attitude, blame, evil, humor, man, me, meet, origin, personality, think, transformation, wait

• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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  4 months ago

  blame, cemetery, confused, confusion, cost, cost of living, death, expense, funeral, humor, inflation, joke, living, price, prices, raise

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