41 Funny born quotes

• I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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  bedrotting, born, day, generation, humor, i, laziness, life, love, media, modern, modern life, right, scrolling, social, social media, through, Twitter

• British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

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  born, British, British culture, chest, culture, hair, ham, humor, i, man, moved, name, people, place, place name, pun, stall, stereotype, university, woke, wordplay

• I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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  Avatar, born, disappointment, fandom, humor, i, interest, unfortunately

• I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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  1-bedroom, 1-bedroom apartment, apartment, born, desire, humor, i, irony, money, nice, wealth, wish

• Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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  attitude, born, forced, hater, humor, irony, perspective, understand, understanding

• Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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  2024, 2025, 2026, birth, birth year, born, exactly, frankenstein, humor, i, monster, movie, Nosferatu, right, time, timing, vampire, werewolf, Werwulf, year

• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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  attitude, born, coming, conflict, forced, hater, humor, irony, personality, perspective, understand, understanding, where

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  amazing, attraction, attractive, born, brain, day, distraction, functions, human, human brain, humor, only, someone, speaking, taking, test, thinking

• All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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  ask, asking, born, childhood, family, humor, kids, know, parenting, sense, sixth, sixth sense, something, time, timing, worst

• The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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  age, birth, birth year, born, digital, digital age, getting, humor, i, little, nostalgia, scrolling, technology, thing, year

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