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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Sane is boring.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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50 shades of single.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Funny born quotes bring a burst of laughter and wit to the way we celebrate birthdays and new beginnings 🎉😂 Whether you’re marking a special day or just love clever wordplay, these hilarious sayings will brighten your mood and spark joy 🎈😄 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share some playful vibes with friends and family—because everyone deserves a little humor from the moment they’re born! 🎂🤣

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16 hours ago
Share →: I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Trying to organize a reunion, but none of them are answering my texts 😂👶📱
6 days ago
Share →: Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Treat yo'self to some pre-birthday presents—better start a year early! 🎈🎉🛍️
1 week ago
Share →: Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦‍♂️💁‍♀️
1 week ago
Share →: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦‍♂️💡
3 weeks ago
Share →: All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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"Oops, I think I just scrolled back to the dinosaur era. 🦖🗓️ #Vintage"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Commentary:
"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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