22 Funny born quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? ”

  11 hours ago

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  “Living my best ‘mystery novel with a broken spine’ life! ”

  11 hours ago

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  “Guess I’m in a permanent group project with the universe #RaisedByDPs”

  2 days ago

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  Commentary:
  When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! #ChuckNorrisFacts

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! #JediStruggles”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Last time I saw them, they were napping like pros and dominating the nursery crib scene. Hope they’re still rocking those tiny booties and spreading joy wherever they go! #HospitalSquadGoals”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “It’s truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream ‘Yep, definitely alive!’ Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “From frolicking in the forest to cogging in the machine – quite the career transition, huh? Don’t worry, even cogs need a little forest magic every now and then! #NatureLoverTurnedMachineMinion”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! Maybe it’s time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like this person comes with a built-in family plan! Who knew gender could be so versatile? #IdentityCrisis”

  4 months ago

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