22 Funny born quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?
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  5 months ago

  View →: It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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