31 Funny bottle quotes

• Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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  15 minutes ago

  adult, being, bottle, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, health, humor, i, looking, medication, pill, pill bottle, responsibility, routine, spending, take, wondering

• This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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  6 hours ago

  bottle, call, communication, connection, found, frustration, humor, i, message, metaphor, missed, missed connection, never

• Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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  9 hours ago

  bag, bottle, experience, inconvenience, leak, leaking, top, water, water bottle, worst, worst experience

• Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, bottle, buy, condiment, enough, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, lived, longevity, sauce, second, worcestershire, Worcestershire sauce

• If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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  3 weeks ago

  anything, bottle, drinking, ever, fact, humor, just, know, me, minutes, personal, socializing, wanted, wine

• Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, bottle, butterfly, chugging, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, feel, humor, i, mechanism, nervousness, next, tequila, time

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, blunder, bottle, co-worker, coworker, humor, i, irritation, miscommunication, office, office humor, over, personal, personal space, prank, situation, space

• Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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  2 months ago

  bottle, disaster, fridge, fridge spill, frustration, humorous, humorous frustration, kitchen, kitchen disaster, kitchen mess, mess, over, sauce, spill, unpronounceable, worcestershire, Worcestershire sauce

• College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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  2 months ago

  bottle, campus, college, humor, humor quote, independence, just, laptop, life, resilience, student, student life, study, water, water bottle, world

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