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Funny bridge quotes

Funny bridge quotes 🎭 bring a splash of laughter to the classic card game! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just learning the ropes, these witty gems add charm and chuckles to every hand dealt πŸƒπŸ˜‚. Ready to shuffle your mood and deal out some smiles? Let’s bridge the gap between strategy and humor with unforgettable one-liners that make the game even more fun! πŸ₯³πŸƒβœ¨

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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