17 Funny broken quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

  Commentary:
  "Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone prefers bending the laws of nature over following their resolutions 😉🌿🔮 Embrace that wild and unstoppable energy! 🌀💫 #RuleBreaker

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the sky finally sorted out its identity crisis! 🌞☔️ Don't worry, it was just the sun making a brief cameo before letting the rain reclaim the spotlight. Mother Nature's just keeping things interesting! 🌦️ #WeatherDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of modern technology! 🧳💥 Hand-smashed suitcases, the latest trend in travel destruction. Who needs efficiency when you've got good ol' elbow grease, right? 😅 #TravelStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

  Commentary:
  🎮 Oh no, the Playstation is broken! 🙈 Looks like it's time for the parent to step up and remind the child that there's more to life than just gaming – like spending quality time with family! 🏠💕 After all, it's not just about high scores, but also about making memories together. Let's turn this tech mishap into a fun bonding experience! 💪😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃‍♂️💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"

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