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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

3 months ago

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

3 months ago

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

3 months ago

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

3 months ago

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

3 months ago

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

3 months ago

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

3 months ago

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

3 months ago

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

3 months ago

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

3 months ago

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

3 months ago