33 Funny cars quotes

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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  2 months ago

  automotive, car, cars, classic, classic car, embarrassment, humor, muscle, muscle car, Mustang, name, nostalgia, remember

• Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, car, cars, distraction, drive, driver, driving, humor, idiots, most, please, safety, stop, technology, touchscreen

• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life

• The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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  2 months ago

  box, car, cars, everyday, everyday life, glof, glove, glove box, humor, irony, life, never, thing

• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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  2 months ago

  bad, car, cars, growing, growing up, humor, life, manual, me, nostalgia, please, roll, struggle, technology, tell, Windows

• All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, around, bumper, car, cars, collision, driving, hit, humor, rubber, safety, should

• Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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  2 months ago

  accident, car, cars, horn, Lil, should, silly, smaller, something, sorry

• I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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  2 months ago

  cars, eating, freedom, grass, humor, i, just, moose, school, wish, work, wrecking

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