21 Funny cars quotes

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car's visor can’t block it out.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025