28 Funny cars quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

  Commentary:
  "Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

  Commentary:
  If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"

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