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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.
We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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2 months ago
Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
2 months ago
Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Commentary:
Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂
2 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
2 months ago
Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
4 months ago
Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Commentary:
If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"
5 months ago
Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"
5 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"