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clean
34 Funny clean quotes
Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.
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Mar 21, 2025
Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
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Mar 17, 2025
Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
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Mar 17, 2025
If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?
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Feb 28, 2025
Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.
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Feb 22, 2025
But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.
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Feb 1, 2025
A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.
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Jan 29, 2025
Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
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Jan 28, 2025
Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.
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Jan 28, 2025
I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!
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Jan 27, 2025
Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.
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Jan 27, 2025
I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.
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Jan 26, 2025
The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.
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Jan 26, 2025
My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
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Jan 26, 2025
A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.
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Jan 25, 2025
Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.
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Jan 25, 2025
One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.
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Jan 25, 2025
I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.
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Jan 25, 2025
I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.
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Jan 25, 2025
The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.
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Jan 24, 2025
I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
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Jan 24, 2025
If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.
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Jan 24, 2025
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
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Jan 24, 2025
Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.
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Jan 24, 2025
Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.
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Jan 24, 2025
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