61 Funny clean quotes

• Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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  21 minutes ago

  always, breath, cat, cats, clean, cleaning, detergent, fish, happiness, laundry, laundry detergent, little, smell, vanilla

• Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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  10 hours ago

  chair, clean, closet, clothes, dilemma, dirty, humor, laundry, laundry dilemma, too, welcome

• Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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  11 hours ago

  bath, being, care, clean, cleaned, cry, fine, house, humor, i, just, mood, mood swing, self, self-care, snack, swing, wild, woman

• Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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  11 hours ago

  accept, acceptance, calm, chaos, clean, clean kitchen, cleaning, day, embrace, finished, household, humor, inner, inner calm, just, kitchen, laundry, laundry day, myth, truth

• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  1 week ago

  authority, boot, clean, crush, even, fail, humor, lick, metaphor, people, problem, sarcasm, still, submission, understand, understanding

• Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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  2 weeks ago

  clean, daily, daily routine, day, humor, pajamas, productive, productive day, put, routine, self-care, shower

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, article, bored, clean, cleanliness, clothing, enough, floor, germ, humor, joke, laundry, leave, left, procrastination

• “This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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  2 months ago

  chore, clean, cleaning, garage, great, humor, people, procrastination, weekend, wife

• In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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  2 months ago

  asked, before, clean, effort, else, family, holiday, house, humor, joke, keep, live, moving, somewhere, Thanksgiving

• I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, app, clean, cleaning, coming, dating, dating app, deception, girl, hell, hot, hot girl, humor, i, match, motivation, over, prank, pretending, roommate, tell, Tinder

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