Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🍷 Why clean when you can have a thrilling grape adventure? The fridge can wait, but wine can't – it's getting old! 😂🍇 #WineOverResponsibilities"

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"

Friendship is when you don't tidy up before visitors arrive.

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Commentary:
"Friendship is letting your messy side show, because true friends know the chaos behind the facade 😜🧼 #MessyButReal"

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Commentary:
"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Commentary:
"Who knew doing the dishes could turn into a way more exciting task 🍽️🔫 Some might say this method adds a whole new level of 'dish cleaning' efficiency! 💥😄 #InnovativeHousekeeping"

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of tab hoarding – a survival strategy in the digital age! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that an overload of Chrome tabs could be essential for our very existence? 🚀 With 200 tabs full of crucial data, you might just hold the key to knowledge that could save the world! 🌎💻 Now, that's what we call multitasking to the extreme! 🤯 #TabTales

The echo in my house when it's clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Commentary:
"Cleaning spotlight: when you can literally hear your own thoughts bouncing off the walls! 🧹✨ Time to amp up the clutter and restore peace to your ears. 🎶🏡 #EchoesOfCleanliness"

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Commentary:
Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉