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35 Funny clean quotes

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

2 weeks ago

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

1 month ago

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

1 month ago

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

1 month ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

3 months ago

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

3 months ago

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

3 months ago

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

3 months ago

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

3 months ago

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

3 months ago

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

3 months ago

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

3 months ago

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

3 months ago

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

3 months ago

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

3 months ago

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

3 months ago

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

3 months ago