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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.
Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.
But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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2 months ago
Share →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin
3 months ago
Share →: Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Commentary:
"Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Commentary:
"Well, it appears the house has mastered the art of self-decorating with dirt. Now if only it could also learn how to pick up after itself. Maybe we should start looking for a self-cleaning house on Amazon Prime!"
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Commentary:
Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!
4 months ago
Share →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Commentary:
"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving"
4 months ago
Share →: Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🍷 Why clean when you can have a thrilling grape adventure? The fridge can wait, but wine can't – it's getting old! 😂🍇 #WineOverResponsibilities"
5 months ago
Share →: But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"
5 months ago
Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"
5 months ago
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
5 months ago
Share →: Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Commentary:
"Friendship is letting your messy side show, because true friends know the chaos behind the facade 😜🧼 #MessyButReal"