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3 months ago

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

3 months ago

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

3 months ago

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

3 months ago

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

3 months ago

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

3 months ago

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

3 months ago

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

3 months ago

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

3 months ago

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

3 months ago

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

3 months ago

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

3 months ago

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

3 months ago

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

3 months ago

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

3 months ago

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

3 months ago

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

3 months ago

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

3 months ago