34 Funny cream quotes

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  1 month ago

  bowl, cereal, cream, difficult, difficult scenario, example, food, give, humor, i, ice, ice cream, improvisation, interview, interviewer, me, milk, problem, problem-solving, scenario, solving, used

• Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual greeting, cream, getting, greeting, humor, ice, ice cream, intention

• Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, cream, dessert, dinner, food, humor, ice, ice cream, idea, indulgence, meal, meal idea, should, thing

• Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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  2 months ago

  20, cream, goal, going, humor, i, ice, ice cream, internship, job, learn, me, piano, procrastination, read, reflection, self, self-reflection, study, summer, try

• Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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  2 months ago

  angle, appearance, best, bring, cream, filter, honesty, house, humor, ice, ice cream, me, media, pictures, selfie, side, social, social media, ugly, ugly side

• How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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  2 months ago

  container, craving, cream, dessert, eating, food, ice, ice cream, still, stop, temptation

• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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  2 months ago

  ambulance, childhood, cream, funny thought, humor, ice, ice cream truck, let, music, over, pass, passing, playful, playful question, pull, question, thought, truck

• I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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  2 months ago

  back, bowl, came, charger, cream, distraction, downstairs, funny mishap, humor, i, ice, ice cream, mishap, procrastination, result, snack, unexpected, unexpected result

• Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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  2 months ago

  cream, hearing, humor, ice, ice cream, imagination, imagine, music, night, sound, surprise, truck, unexpected

• The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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  2 months ago

  cream, exercise, fitness, food, house, humor, ice, ice cream, past, personal, temptation, thing, trainer, truck

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