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Funny cream quotes 🧴😄 are the perfect way to spread smiles and lighten up any conversation! Whether you’re talking skincare, desserts, or just life’s little squeezes, these witty lines add a splash of humor and a dollop of charm. Ready to whip up some laughter? Let’s dive into the creamy, dreamy world of clever quips that’ll leave you grinning from ear to ear! 😂🍦✨

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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