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22 Funny cream quotes

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I don't need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I hate it when I'm cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025