34 Funny cream quotes

• “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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  2 hours ago

  advice, cream, dinner, freedom, fun, ice, ice cream, indulgence, nobody, self, stop, tell, younger, younger self

• Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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  4 hours ago

  cream, dad, family, guilt, honesty, humor, i, ice, ice cream, kids, me, parenting, rest, snack

• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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  24 hours ago

  activity, blonde, blonde child, child, children, cream, ever, expensive, family, family outing, humor, ice, ice cream parlour, observation, outing, parlour, summer, summer activity, think

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  1 day ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  2 months ago

  bowl, cereal, cream, difficult, difficult scenario, example, food, give, humor, i, ice, ice cream, improvisation, interview, interviewer, me, milk, problem, problem-solving, scenario, solving, used

• Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual greeting, cream, getting, greeting, humor, ice, ice cream, intention

• Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, cream, dessert, dinner, food, humor, ice, ice cream, idea, indulgence, meal, meal idea, should, thing

• Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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  2 months ago

  20, cream, goal, going, humor, i, ice, ice cream, internship, job, learn, me, piano, procrastination, read, reflection, self, self-reflection, study, summer, try

• Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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  2 months ago

  angle, appearance, best, bring, cream, filter, honesty, house, humor, ice, ice cream, me, media, pictures, selfie, side, social, social media, ugly, ugly side

• How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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  2 months ago

  container, craving, cream, dessert, eating, food, ice, ice cream, still, stop, temptation

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