13 Funny cynicism quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

  Commentary:
  Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

  Commentary:
  So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

  Commentary:
  "Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

  Commentary:
  "… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦‍♂️🔢🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Be useless, so nobody can use you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"

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