Funny cynicism quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

  Commentary:
  "… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦‍♂️🔢🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Be useless, so nobody can use you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

  Commentary:
  "Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because why help a Nigerian royal family when you could simply become one yourself 🤑👑 Don't let the cynics rain on your royal parade! #NobleIntentions"

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