13 Funny cynicism quotes

• It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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• People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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• Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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• Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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• The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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• Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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• They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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• Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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• Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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