214 Funny date quotes

• We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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  2 days ago

  31st, Christmas, countdown, date, December, end, end of year, holiday, humor, new, new year, period, time, time period, void, year

• I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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  1 week ago

  2006, available, date, even, humor, i, new, new year, nostalgia, sarcasm, take, time, used, want, year

• Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, confession, date, ever, every, honesty, humor, idea, love, me, relationship, tell, thought

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  2 weeks ago

  actual, break, date, even, humor, just, life, love, meet, meeting, relationship, somewhere, take, unexpected, unexpected meeting

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  2 weeks ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  3 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  4 weeks ago

  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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  4 weeks ago

  adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing

• 69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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  1 month ago

  2, call, couple, date, dinner, food, humor, i, nasty, romantic, romantic dinner, sarcasm

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