203 Funny date quotes

Funny date quotes capture all the awkward, hilarious, and unexpected moments that happen when you’re out with someone special! πŸ˜…πŸ’˜ Whether it’s a dinner disaster, a funny mix-up, or an overly ambitious attempt at romance, these quotes remind us that dating is never quite as smooth as it seems in the movies. Love might be serious, but the laughs are real! πŸ˜‚πŸ·πŸŒΉ

203 Funny date quotes - A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. πŸŽ‰πŸ§“πŸ—Ό

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203 Funny date quotes - β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera πŸŽΆβ˜•οΈπŸŽ­