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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Trending via Snapchat:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Trending via Threads:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Live now on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Just shared via Discord:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Making waves on WeChat:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Going viral on Facebook:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Making waves on X:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Seen just now on Threads:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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