193 Funny date quotes — Wordgag ツ

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

4 days ago4 days ago

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

1 week ago1 week ago

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

1 month ago1 month ago

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

1 month ago1 month ago

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

1 month ago1 month ago

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

1 month ago1 month ago

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

2 months ago2 months ago

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

2 months ago2 months ago

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

2 months ago2 months ago

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

2 months ago2 months ago