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3 weeks ago
Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"
1 month ago
Share →: The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Commentary:
"That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Commentary:
"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Commentary:
"Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! 🤣🏆💪"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Commentary:
"Who needs party games when you've got conspiracy theories to unravel? 🕵️‍♂️✨ It's like Clue meets X-Files – your family won't know what hit them! Just don't let Uncle Bob start on his Area 51 rant… 🛸👽 #FamilyPartyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I have an appointment' excuse strikes again! 💁‍♂️ Who knew appointments were the ultimate productivity repellant? 🤣 Time to sit back, relax, and wait for that elusive appointment to magically make us busy all day! 🕰️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you've got lizard people and secret government experiments on the menu?! 🕵️‍♂️🤫 Thanksgiving just got a whole lot spicier! 🦃👽 #ConspiracyTheoryBuffet"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Commentary:
"Looks like the printer is experiencing a 'paper jam' in productivity… 🖨️🙅‍♂️ Maybe it just needs some 'toner' rest and relaxation! 😆 #PrinterProblems"