Funny quotes day off

Funny day off quotes

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

2 months ago

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

3 months ago

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

3 months ago

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

3 months ago