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16 Funny day off quotes

Funny day off quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those blissful moments when work takes a backseat and relaxation takes the wheel πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰ Whether you’re lounging in pajamas or binge-watching your favorite shows, these witty sayings capture the joy of doing absolutely nothing β€” guilt-free! πŸ›‹οΈπŸ• Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even convince yourself that every day should be a day off! πŸ˜‚βœ¨

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I need a day off from myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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