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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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