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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Live now on Discord:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Breaking via Telegram:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Shared recently on Discord:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Spotted on TikTok:

I run a parody bank account.

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Funny deleting quotes

Funny deleting quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of hitting delete 🖥️❌! Whether you’re clearing out old files or ghosting awkward convos, these witty lines make letting go way more entertaining 😂📂. Ready to laugh while you purge? Dive into the funniest ways to say goodbye to digital clutter and awkward moments—because sometimes deleting is the best therapy! 🚀💬

New funny deleting quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
5 months ago
Share →: Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Commentary:
"Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Commentary:
"Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Commentary:
"Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Commentary:
"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Commentary:
"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Going viral on Telegram:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Spotted on Twitch:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Spotted on WeChat:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Trending via Twitch:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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