Funny deleting quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

  Commentary:
  "Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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