30 Funny doing nothing quotes

• I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, anti-social, being, doing, doing nothing, home, humor, i, laziness, love, never, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, society

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  3 weeks ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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  2 months ago

  doing, doing nothing, favorite, favorite thing, humor, laziness, leisure, life, nothing, point, relaxation, thing, where

• Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, chill, chill day, day, doing, doing nothing, eat, else, laziness, need, nothing, relaxation, rest, Saturday, sleep, sometimes, weekend

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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  2 months ago

  different, doing, doing nothing, fashion, five, humor, i, just, nothing, outfit, outfits, procrastination, relaxation, wait, waiting, week, weekend

• There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, day, doing, doing nothing, enough, hours, humor, laziness, me, nothing, procrastination, time

• Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, activity, adulthood, catch, catch up, doing, doing nothing, everything, free, free time, free time activity, leisure, nothing, only, relaxation, time, weekend, welcome

• Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, activity, casual, day, doing, doing everything, doing nothing, everything, free, free day, fun, fun activity, knows, leisure, nothing, relaxation, rest, Saturday, weekend

• I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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  2 months ago

  arrest, arrested, believe, doing, doing nothing, humor, i, impersonation, irony, just, nothing, politician, satire, sitting

• I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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  2 months ago

  doing, doing nothing, enjoyment, humor, just, lazy, nothing, procrastination, relaxation

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