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13 Funny doing nothing quotes

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
You know you're old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025