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  • Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

    Commentary:
    🍹 “Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!” 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

  • Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

    Commentary:
    Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that’s the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪

  • Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

    Commentary:
    🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It’s like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪

  • Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

    Commentary:
    How about, “May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina”

  • Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of Fridays – turning a casual drink invitation into a grand, generous gesture 😄🍸 One lucky lady gets the honor of buying the drinks today! Cheers to the weekend shenanigans and unexpected invitations!”

  • A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar’s meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀

  • A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

    Commentary:
    Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn’t get the “hump” over this mix-up! 🤣🍷

  • I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

    Commentary:
    “Well, at least you’ll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy”

  • Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄”

  • The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy”

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