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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
17 Funny drinks quotes
Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’
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🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries
Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”
Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
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🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪
Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
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Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀
A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”
I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
