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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.
Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.
Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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5 months ago
Share →: Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries
5 months ago
Share →: Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪
5 months ago
Share →: Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪
5 months ago
Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
5 months ago
Share →: Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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"Ah, the power of Fridays – turning a casual drink invitation into a grand, generous gesture 😄🍸 One lucky lady gets the honor of buying the drinks today! Cheers to the weekend shenanigans and unexpected invitations!"
5 months ago
Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀
5 months ago
Share →: A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn't get the "hump" over this mix-up! 🤣🍷
5 months ago
Share →: I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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"Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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"Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy"