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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.
Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.
Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.
Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, the subtle art of effortless coolness 😎. It takes true talent to master the 'I-didn't-even-have-to-try' vibe, right? 💁‍♂️ Who needs accusations when you're naturally smooth like butter? 🧈 #EffortlesslyCool #ChillVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Commentary:
"Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Commentary:
"Today's motto: Giving it my almost, because let's be real, giving 100% all the time is just exhausting 😅💪 #AlmostThere"
5 months ago
Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Commentary:
"Trying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap. 💤🚶‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Commentary:
Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! 🤫 Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? 🤔 Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! 🙊 Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Commentary:
"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"