Funny evil quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.
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  2 months ago

  View →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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