Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,490

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Live now on Instagram:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Just shared via Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Making waves on Telegram:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Going viral on Telegram:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Spotted on Discord:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Trending via Discord:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

28 Funny evil quotes

Funny evil quotes bring a wickedly delightful twist to your day 😈✨ Perfect for those who love a little mischief mixed with humor, these clever lines will make you chuckle while embracing your inner villain 😂🖤 Whether you’re plotting harmless pranks or just enjoy a sassy shade of sarcasm, get ready to laugh out loud with some devilishly funny vibes! 🔥😉

New funny evil quotes 👇

For even more funny evil quotes, hit next 👇

All funny evil quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Facebook this month:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

44 shares on Threads this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

54 shares on Threads this month:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,360

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Making waves on YouTube:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Trending via Twitch:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Just shared via Messenger:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Just landed via Twitch:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴