13 Funny evil quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

  Commentary:
  Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨‍🍳🤣

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

  Commentary:
  "Plotting world domination, but still sending thank-you notes. 📝😈 #EvilEtiquette"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling cute, might plot world domination later 😈🤔 #EvilEra"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

  Commentary:
  "Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

  Commentary:
  Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like we might be stuck between a rock and a hard place! 🤣 It's like choosing between a lukewarm tea and a slightly spoiled milkshake – neither is winning any awards for being enticing, that's for sure! 🙅‍♂️ Always remember, when faced with the lesser of two evils, maybe it's time to start thinking outside the box and look for the greater good! 🌟

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀

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