Funny evil quotes

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025